Jokes only programmers will understand

Jokes only programmers will understand

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You are probably tired now after debugging a code for several minutes or hours. You need to cool off. It isn't an easy thing to become a programmer. You need some minutes to at least laugh and forget the stress you've been through.

It is only a programmer that will understand what it takes and the stress involved in programming.

To understand these jokes, you have to be a programmer, and if you're not don't worry. Laugh and also share them with your friends that are programmers.

I had to search the internet to collect these random programming jokes. So the title should have been Random programming jokes around the internet ๐Ÿ˜…. Will you get all of them? How great is your sense of humor? Let's see

  1. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. Okay, did you laugh? or did you not get it? First, this is a binary joke. Binary contains two digits, 0 and 1.

  2. The best thing about Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit

  3. A son asked his father (a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response? It works, donโ€™t touch it!

  4. Copy-and-Paste was programmed by programmers for programmers actually.

  5. What is an Algorithm? A Word used by programmers when they donโ€™t want to explain what they did.

  6. Software, churches, and cathedrals are much the same โ€” first we build them, then we pray

  7. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

  8. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

  9. The Best way to debug a code? Delete the code ๐Ÿ˜…

  10. What's the Object-oriented way to become Wealthy? Inheritance ๐Ÿคฃ

  11. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays (a raise)

  12. Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? They don't C# ๐Ÿ˜‚ This one got me hard. They don't see sharp

  13. A programmer had a problem, he decide to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

  14. A story: Once upon a time, 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. They walked out. Do you know why? There was no table.

  15. The programmer got stuck in a shower because of the instructions on the shampoo state:

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat

  16. What did the Java code say to the C code? Youโ€™ve got no class. ๐Ÿ˜…

  17. Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, โ€˜Are you ill?โ€™ The second byte replies, โ€˜No, just feeling a bit off.

  18. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Others

There are two types of people

if (condition) {
   return statement;
}
if (condition)
{
return statement;
}

which of them are you?

When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what I did. Now only God knows

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because they didn't Node how to Express himself

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it

Two JavaScript variables are in a bar. "I'm sorry I cannot be with you, your so not my Type.", one says. The other Recasts and they lived happily ever after.

Q: Why did the React class component feel relieved? A: Because it was off the hook

Don't trust JavaScript programmers. All they do is promises but they never callback.

Do you want to know something? this is a javascript joke

Thank you for taking out time to read the article. I wish you fewer bugs in your code and remember if it works don't touch๐Ÿ˜…. Have a great day ahead.

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Check this out and also this. Explanation of some of the Jokes here

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